0%
of a Lamborghini currently owned
Official financial strategy
The Lambo Fund.
Official Martini Manufacturing Financial Strategy Document.
Chief Executive
Kobi Martini (age 8)
Reluctant Finance Director
Dad
Artist's impression · Actual car may cost slightly more
Current progress
£0.00
raised of £20,000.00
0% funded
Starting line Last updated 14 September 2026
0 of 2
wing mirrors funded
Soon
estimated completion, according to Kobi
What is the Lambo Fund?
Every business needs a long-term goal.
Some companies want to change the world. Some want to go public. Kobi wants a blue Lamborghini, and he has a four-step plan to get one.
- 1
Make cool things
The boring bit
- 2
Sell cool things
The boring bit
- 3
Save the money
The boring bit
- 4
Buy a blue Lamborghini
The important bit
Step four is the important one.
Steps one to three are, in Kobi's words, “the boring bit”.
Price research
How much does a Lamborghini cost?
According to Kobi
£20,000
According to everyone else
We have decided not to tell him. This page will continue to operate on Kobi's figures. If you happen to know the real price, please keep it to yourself. He's eight. Let him have this.
Official colour policy
Why blue?
Because blue is the best colour. This is not up for discussion.
We asked whether he'd consider a different colour if it was cheaper.
He looked at us like we'd suggested selling the printer.
Blue.
How to contribute
You can't donate.
You can buy something.
This is a business, not a GoFundMe, and Dad has been very clear that “please give my son money for a supercar” is not a business model.
Every order placed with Martini Manufacturing puts a small amount into the fund. Here is Kobi's own breakdown:
You buyThe Lambo getsShop link
A Roblox noobA tiny bit of a tyreA dinosaurA windscreen wiper (one)A controller standRoughly a door handleA spice rack for your nanaA very small piece of the seatA custom printKobi doesn't know, but he's excitedPlease note these figures have not been checked by an accountant, or by anyone.
The Lambo-meter
Highly scientific milestones.
Ticks appear when the official fund reaches each completely accurate target.
£50
One windscreen wiper
£500
A door handle
£5,000
One very nice seat
£20,000
Kobi finds out the real price
Recent contributions
No contributions yet. The first print will start the engine.
Frequently asked questions
Important questions.
Mostly serious answers.
Everything you need to know before helping an eight-year-old execute a flawless financial strategy.
No. He's eight. He's aware of this. The plan is to buy the Lamborghini first and sort the driving out later. He describes this as ‘getting ahead’.
Official statements
A word from management.
“Buy my stuff so I can get a Lambo. It's blue. Thank you.”
Kobi Martini · Chief Executive
“He's not getting a Lamborghini. But he might get a very good lesson in saving, and honestly, watching him work for it has been the best bit of the whole business. Please buy a noob.”
Reece Martini · Dad & Finance Director
The next milestone awaits
Ready to fund a wing mirror?
Browse the Martini Manufacturing shop. Every order gets Kobi roughly 0.001% closer to his dream, and 100% closer to understanding what things actually cost.
Print. Create. Play. Repeat. (Lambo.)